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Review of Rock Slyde

July 3, 2010

Rock Slyde is a comedy about private eye Rock Slyde. I had to watch this because the role seemed just right for Patrick Warburton, whose wry, clueless delivery was hysterical in the short-lived super hero series The Tick, and steals the show in his current TV series Rules of Engagement. As it turned out though, Warburton’s character in this film lacks the witty writing and assertive personality that make his other roles so hysterical. Instead Slyde is a listless divorcé who can’t seem to be aroused to anger or passion by anything.

The movie’s most inspired humor is found in the villainous “Bart” played by Andy Dick. Bart is the founder of “Bartology,” a cult which brainwashes its converts with spiked cookies while cleaning out their bank accounts. Despite global ambitions Bart is fixated with taking over Slyde’s office space so he can control the entire office building that houses his headquarters.

I got through it and had plenty of laughs along the way, but the slow pacing and emptiness of the title character, especially during act one, almost had me reaching for the fast forward button so I could get to more Bart scenes.

I give it 3 out of 5… pediatricians.

Tim Burton Makes Sense of Wonderland

March 8, 2010

Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland is worth seeing, but keep expectations low. Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen was the highlight. The graphics, particularly in 3D, were a great bonus. The writing and plot weren’t especially terrific; I mean, the plot made way more sense than the books, but the books were NONsense so it wasn’t exactly faithful in that regard.

Johnny Depp was entertaining but not memorable as he was in Pirates. I liked the choice of voices for the caterpillar and the Cheshire Cat (Alan Rickman and Stephen Fry) but their parts and performances weren’t really that interesting.

Anyway, the climax was fun to watch in spite of the fact that it made way too much sense and was essentially just like the end of every other lets-go-to-a-magical-world-and-put-power-in-the-hands-of-the-good-witch-instead-of-the-bad-witch kid’s movie. I especially liked that the Jabberwocky was brought to life and looked very much like the original drawing from the book.

I See Blue People

December 23, 2009

I gotta say one thing for the movie Avatar, it completely immerses you in the lush green and phosphorescent world of Pandora and the culture of its enormous blue inhabitants, the Na’vi. After 160 minutes of flying through the Pandoran flora on the backs of banshees, and enough vine swinging to make Tarzan’s arms fall off, director James Cameron has made you forget all about those 3D glasses you’re wearing and believe there is a planet with nine-foot natives and floating islands.

So upon emerging from this mammoth of a movie I’m struggling a bit to remember what people and places in my world look like. It’s coming back slowly. The bottom line is I highly recommend seeing this movie in a theater in 3D; it’s incredible and I really hope this caliber of 3D catches on. (On the down side I feel my 2D TV becoming less and less impressive.)

As for the plot: I read the whole thing on Wikipedia beforehand and knew what to expect. Not that I’ve seen either of these, but it’s apparently quite similar to Dances With Wolves and Pocahontas. There’s the natives who’ve never heard of the seven deadly sins; they live in perfect harmony with nature, seemingly unmolested by disease, natural disaster, famine, animal attacks, harsh weather, or anything else that might inspire inventions like the wheel, fire, or rudimentary commerce. Then there’s the humans, who’ve destroyed Earth and now have their sights set on mining every last ounce of precious material from Pandora. They bring greed, guns and enough heavy machinery to build a parking lot over the entire planet. In case it isn’t obvious, they’re the bad guys.

But it looks great. So see it. As I heard from multiple sources beforehand, the 3D isn’t the gimmicky duck-before-the-low-flying-object-hits-your-face special effect we all know and hate, it’s a pervasive enhancement to the movie’s photography (and CGI) that makes each shot a little more real and convincing. I want more of that.

Spoiler Free Dollhouse Review (Season 1)

July 27, 2009

Dollhouse Season 1 DVDsDollhouse is Joss Whedon’s latest TV show, which began to air this past Spring. Season 1 is coming out on DVD this week and includes and extra episode that wasn’t broadcast.

The Dollhouse is a secret facility with technology that can read, edit, and rewrite people’s brains, essentially treating the brain as a computer with swappable software. The residents of the Dollhouse, or “Dolls,” are people whose bad luck or circumstances led them to “volunteer” their bodies for service in the Dollhouse. While inside, their brains are loaded with a trusting, naïve, child-like personality. When the Dollhouse’s managers hire out the dolls’ services to high paying clients, the doll is “imprinted” with whatever personality and skills the job requires: assassin, negotiator, thief, body guard, or (all too often) dream date. The dolls (called “actives” by the staff) are completely immersed in their new personality and unaware of their actual condition.

Meanwhile a ridiculed FBI agent, Paul Ballard, has heard of the Dollhouse’s existence and is consumed with the search for clues to its location and operations. He’s convinced that one particular missing girl, Caroline, is imprisoned there as a doll.

The more we learn about the Dollhouse the easier it is to see themes that tie to Joss Whedon’s Firefly. Paul is very similar to Malcolm Reynolds: he’s a man with strong drive and principles who has found a powerful enemy that he must fight to take down, even though he’s practically alone in the fight. The enemy is a very secretive organization, and we only gradually start to understand their depravity.

Best of all, Joss develops every character, showing sides that you never thought about, but make them genuine and captivating. Like the playful and vulnerable sides of the egotistic scientist, or the conflicted, rebellious side of the stern overseer. The main character, Caroline, is the hardest to learn about because she’s become a doll, but it becomes apparent that her true personality is irrepressible, a significant insight in itself.

My main beef with the show is that the first four episodes felt repetitive and didn’t move the story along very much. Arguably this was meant to give us a sense of normality, a baseline for routine Dollhouse operations, but it felt like standing still and I expected more. An ongoing concern is that the go-to plot twist will be to reveal that some heretofore “normal” character is a doll, similar to the way Battlestar Galactica could reveal someone to be a Cylon whenever they needed to shake things up. So far this has been used a few times, but not overdone, and I have reason to believe Joss has planned the story enough that he won’t need to fallback to this sort of crutch.

In summary, compelling, multidimensional characters combined with technology that brings and endless stream of ethical dilemmas, and plenty of action and intrigue make for a really exciting show. And Joss did something really cool for the unaired 13th episode that shows he’s really thought out the whole story arch; that’s awesome, ’cause a story that’s going somewhere is a beautiful thing.

Robin Hood Jumps the Shark

June 14, 2009

RobinHoodSpoiler alert: if you’re not up to speed on the BBC’s Robin Hood television series and would rather not have anything spoiled, read no further.

Robin Hood and Guy of Gisborne are half brothers? Really? I was shocked to hear that the BBC’s Robin Hood television series was returning to air for a third season having killed off Maid Marian. (And who killed her? Guy of Gisborne.) Nevertheless the poor of Nottingham were counting on them so they pressed on and kept robbing the rich, giving to the poor and finding new ways to embarrass that lovable scoundrel, the Sheriff of Nottingham.

But the same old routine, however profitable for the BBC, does require a bit of new material every now and then; I mean, how many times can you capture the merry men and fail to keep them still long enough to be executed? So we’ve seen a few new villains and allies and seen a few love interests wax and wane, but now the show’s authors have decided to write their way out of this season by pulling lost relatives out of nowhere. A few episodes ago Guy of Gisborne’s sister showed up and went from loving Robin to taking over as Sheriff of Nottingham. Overall this wasn’t a bad set of episodes but it did rob the show of its greatest comic relief in the original Sheriff.

The most recent two episodes however, really went wrong. In last week’s show Robin Hood’s dad shows up out of the blue (everyone thought he died when Robin was a kid) and reveals that Guy of Gisborne, (Maid Marian’s murderer, and the third most evil guy (haha) in England) is his son via an affair with Mrs. Gisborne, and thus Robin and Guy are half brothers. He also says that he and Mrs. Gisborne reunited to create a son named Archer, who is therefore Guy’s brother and Robin’s half brother. This desperate ratings grab and lame plot twist has Robin and Guy suddenly stowing their weapons, locking arms and singing “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” as they go off to rescue their mutual brother Archer who apparently holds the key to defeating Guy’s evil sister, the new Sheriff of Nottingham.

This week Archer turned out to be mostly a fraud and womanizer, but Guy is donning green tights and joining the merry men so I’m glad we went on this goose chase. Next week: Little John is his own grandpa.


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