Keeping Up With Jones

July 28, 2009

The new Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, replete with two of the world's largest TV.

The new Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, replete with two of the world's largest TV.

I have crunched the numbers. And it doesn’t look good for Frank. That’s right, Frank, the one sung about in Weird Al’s ballad Frank’s 2000″ TV (lyrics) has reason to worry now that Jerry Jones has installed two record-breaking high definition TVs in the Cowboy’s new football stadium in Arlington, Texas. The TVs measure 160 feet wide by 72 feet tall, which works out to a diagonal measure of 175.45 feet, or, wait for it, 2105.44 inches.

To be sure, Frank has got to be upset; this knocks a bit of the luster of his legendary TV, especially considering his TV couldn’t have been high def since it was around before Al’s 1993 song about it. But that brings up an interesting point: what shape was Frank’s 2000″ TV? The song doesn’t say what shape it was but it does refer to it as a “TV” and not a “movie theater.” This tells me Frank’s early-90s monster probably had an aspect ratio of 4:3, you know, the older, squarer shape before 16:9 became all the rage. And therein lies some hope because a diagonal measure isn’t directly proportional to area. So time to calculate area.

Jerry’s 2105″ TV is 160 feet wide by 72 feet tall. Multiplication, and Wikipedia, tell us his screen’s area 11,520 square feet. Now to brush off the trigonometry book; if the ratio of the width of Frank’s TV to its height is 4:3, then its two sides plus diagonal form a right triangle whose hypotenuse is 5, forming a classic 3:4:5 triangle. 5 is to 4 as 2000 is to 1600, and 5 is to 3 as 2000 is to 1200, so Frank’s TV was 1600 inches wide and 1200 inches tall, or 133.33 feet by 100 feet. And that makes the area of Frank’s TV 13,333 square feet, and still the winner.

Spoiler Free Dollhouse Review (Season 1)

July 27, 2009

Dollhouse Season 1 DVDsDollhouse is Joss Whedon’s latest TV show, which began to air this past Spring. Season 1 is coming out on DVD this week and includes and extra episode that wasn’t broadcast.

The Dollhouse is a secret facility with technology that can read, edit, and rewrite people’s brains, essentially treating the brain as a computer with swappable software. The residents of the Dollhouse, or “Dolls,” are people whose bad luck or circumstances led them to “volunteer” their bodies for service in the Dollhouse. While inside, their brains are loaded with a trusting, naïve, child-like personality. When the Dollhouse’s managers hire out the dolls’ services to high paying clients, the doll is “imprinted” with whatever personality and skills the job requires: assassin, negotiator, thief, body guard, or (all too often) dream date. The dolls (called “actives” by the staff) are completely immersed in their new personality and unaware of their actual condition.

Meanwhile a ridiculed FBI agent, Paul Ballard, has heard of the Dollhouse’s existence and is consumed with the search for clues to its location and operations. He’s convinced that one particular missing girl, Caroline, is imprisoned there as a doll.

The more we learn about the Dollhouse the easier it is to see themes that tie to Joss Whedon’s Firefly. Paul is very similar to Malcolm Reynolds: he’s a man with strong drive and principles who has found a powerful enemy that he must fight to take down, even though he’s practically alone in the fight. The enemy is a very secretive organization, and we only gradually start to understand their depravity.

Best of all, Joss develops every character, showing sides that you never thought about, but make them genuine and captivating. Like the playful and vulnerable sides of the egotistic scientist, or the conflicted, rebellious side of the stern overseer. The main character, Caroline, is the hardest to learn about because she’s become a doll, but it becomes apparent that her true personality is irrepressible, a significant insight in itself.

My main beef with the show is that the first four episodes felt repetitive and didn’t move the story along very much. Arguably this was meant to give us a sense of normality, a baseline for routine Dollhouse operations, but it felt like standing still and I expected more. An ongoing concern is that the go-to plot twist will be to reveal that some heretofore “normal” character is a doll, similar to the way Battlestar Galactica could reveal someone to be a Cylon whenever they needed to shake things up. So far this has been used a few times, but not overdone, and I have reason to believe Joss has planned the story enough that he won’t need to fallback to this sort of crutch.

In summary, compelling, multidimensional characters combined with technology that brings and endless stream of ethical dilemmas, and plenty of action and intrigue make for a really exciting show. And Joss did something really cool for the unaired 13th episode that shows he’s really thought out the whole story arch; that’s awesome, ’cause a story that’s going somewhere is a beautiful thing.

I’m a bad bad person, apparently

June 27, 2009
A wide open ATM I saw in a motel lobby

A wide open ATM I saw in a motel lobby

I took the picture (shown at left) in the lobby of a motel where I stayed recently. When I saw it there I just had to take a picture and see what happens since, apparently, this makes me a very bad person. In my case however, no one noticed or cared (there were no guards, armored vehicles or cash in sight). Guess it wasn’t my day to be a martyr.

Robin Hood Jumps the Shark

June 14, 2009

RobinHoodSpoiler alert: if you’re not up to speed on the BBC’s Robin Hood television series and would rather not have anything spoiled, read no further.

Robin Hood and Guy of Gisborne are half brothers? Really? I was shocked to hear that the BBC’s Robin Hood television series was returning to air for a third season having killed off Maid Marian. (And who killed her? Guy of Gisborne.) Nevertheless the poor of Nottingham were counting on them so they pressed on and kept robbing the rich, giving to the poor and finding new ways to embarrass that lovable scoundrel, the Sheriff of Nottingham.

But the same old routine, however profitable for the BBC, does require a bit of new material every now and then; I mean, how many times can you capture the merry men and fail to keep them still long enough to be executed? So we’ve seen a few new villains and allies and seen a few love interests wax and wane, but now the show’s authors have decided to write their way out of this season by pulling lost relatives out of nowhere. A few episodes ago Guy of Gisborne’s sister showed up and went from loving Robin to taking over as Sheriff of Nottingham. Overall this wasn’t a bad set of episodes but it did rob the show of its greatest comic relief in the original Sheriff.

The most recent two episodes however, really went wrong. In last week’s show Robin Hood’s dad shows up out of the blue (everyone thought he died when Robin was a kid) and reveals that Guy of Gisborne, (Maid Marian’s murderer, and the third most evil guy (haha) in England) is his son via an affair with Mrs. Gisborne, and thus Robin and Guy are half brothers. He also says that he and Mrs. Gisborne reunited to create a son named Archer, who is therefore Guy’s brother and Robin’s half brother. This desperate ratings grab and lame plot twist has Robin and Guy suddenly stowing their weapons, locking arms and singing “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” as they go off to rescue their mutual brother Archer who apparently holds the key to defeating Guy’s evil sister, the new Sheriff of Nottingham.

This week Archer turned out to be mostly a fraud and womanizer, but Guy is donning green tights and joining the merry men so I’m glad we went on this goose chase. Next week: Little John is his own grandpa.

Drobo Ordeal Followup

June 5, 2009

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My Drobo ordeal post was actually copied and pasted from what I wrote on their support ticket follow-up survey. I’m happy to report that, upon receiving the survey feedback a “tier 3″ Drobo support technician contacted me and made a much more thorough effort to find any lurking problems that might exist in my Drobo. Ultimately I was sent a new power brick, although no definite problems were identified with the existing one the tech felt this one was somehow better for my configuration.

This followup doesn’t change my opinion of the product or their overall tech support experience, but at least there are people somewhere in the organization that know how to treat customers well and will go out of their way to repair a damaged customer relationship.

P.S. My lasting impression here would be more positive were it not for the fact that dozens of others have chronicled similar bad experiences with their Drobos and the subsequent attempts to get them fixed. See NewEgg and the Apple Store for examples. I read many of these negative reviews before buying a Drobo; I ignored them hoping to report that mine lived up to my expectations, but alas I had a similar experience. I’m just glad my data came back, and I’m praying it doesn’t disappear again in a way that DiskWarrior can’t fix.

Pondering Google Wave

June 2, 2009

GoogleWave

So Google has unveiled Google Wave, which they promote as a replacement for email. It’s kinda like a distributed Facebook. It aims to replace IM, email, forums, wikis, blogs, photo galleries and anything else a plugin writer wants to embed.

The Gist

The central feature of Wave is that each message is part of a “wave” or “discussion.” Replies are automatically part of the wave and when new people are added (think CC’d) to the wave they can see the entire history of the wave from the first message that started it. Once a wave starts any participant can annotate, reply, edit, and imbed pictures, maps or just about anything else.

The Two-Edged Plugin Sword

When I label Wave a “distributed Facebook” I’m referring to its limitless extendability and chaotic interface where lots of people are constantly pouring in comments, photos, notes, and invitations to play sudoku, chess, etc. So like any good tool, wave plugins have the potential for extreme productivity or severe time wasting. Personally I fear the plugin space becoming riddled with time wasters and people feeling entitled to “invite” me to participate in their mob wars/treasure hunt/fantasy vine-swinging league just because I gave them my wave address. On the upside embedding maps in a message or even a full-fledged Evite-type interface becomes a snap; emails that essentially invite you to some web site to experience richer interaction are obsolete since things like Evites, forum discussions, Chipotle order forms, wiki pages, or online auctions can be embedded in a message in live form rather than static links.

I’m curious to know just what it means to “install” a plugin. What level of interaction can I have with a wave if I don’t have all of the plugins that it requires installed? Will it get to execute in whole or part in my browser without my installing it, or does installing just give it access to my private information and preferences?

The Uncertain

What does this mean for spammers and spammees? Not much but on the whole it gives spam victims a better environment in which to filter out spam, and spammers more tools with which to make their payloads obnoxious. Kudus to Google for not overselling any feature of wave as a solution to the inherent cost of open communication that is spam.

I’ll have to check the documentation or maybe even the white papers, but I get the impression that, while communication is encrypted, all communication is still visible to the servers involved. Obviously this is unavoidable if the client is a web app; in that case the server has to know the content of the message in order to present it, but as someone will eventually write native clients I’d rather hoped there would be a way to make communication secure from snooping by server administrators. Of course Google likes having access to all your emails for data mining purposes so it wouldn’t surprise me if this option is missing from the protocol.

And what about offline access and what of waves whose originating server or account becomes defunct? It would be bad indeed if I close a wave account and all the waves I originated disappear from the inboxes of the other participants. Also, does the real-time simultaneous nature of editing waves make it impractical to do offline editing and composition?

I also wonder if the interface will scare off would-be adopters. As I said it’s kinda chaotic and forces users to make more decisions than traditional email interfaces; for example, do I reply to the message below it, in the middle of it, or all over the place, or do I just edit it, or add some obscure plugin that I think will help the conversation and worry about whether other people will have the plugin? Admittedly there are as many ways to compose a reply in today’s email systems, but at least it mostly boils down to editing text.

So I’ve my misgivings but good on ya Google having a crack at replacing one of the internet’s most deeply entrenched protocols. Maybe it’ll catch on.

Why Does This Always Happen to Me?

May 26, 2009

Some days things work, some days they don’t. Actually they work way more often than they don’t, but in the throws of a technological mishap I frequently want to start singing “Why does this always happen to me?” Today I was the lucky victim of two minor bumps in the information superhighway.

What happened to my burritos?!

What happened to my burritos?!


The first one was when Chipotle’s online ordering site tanked right as I was about to submit a group order for myself and my coworkers. One moment it was there and the next moment I saw a page declaring “Server Error in ‘/’ Application”. Several reloads showed this wasn’t some momentary hiccup, and a few IMs with my brother across town showed that it wasn’t just me or my heavily monitored corporate internet connection. I panicked and started to fill out the old school fax order form instead. Fortunately (or unfortunately) just as I had filled in the form and solicited everyone’s orders from them a second time the site sprang back to life and even remembered the order details. Actually that in itself shows that a lot of things (fault-tolerant systems, server health alarms) went right. Nevertheless, it lasted long enough and caused enough of a delay in the eventual consumption of my lunch that I felt special.

The second glitch in the Matrix was when I noticed none of the links in the MacObserver’s twitter feed were working. I’m not 100% certain they were broken for 3 entire hours but some of the dysfunctional links were that old. They jumped on it fairly quickly once I let them know about it (via Twitter). Weird that 1600+ followers didn’t raise alarms sooner. Oh well, I guess I’m just observant knew who to tell.

Or maybe I’m just lucky. Or maybe I’m less patient than most with erroneous behavior in tech and I feel proud of myself when I get to report it. Maybe I’m just getting old.

P.S. I really love Chipotle food and their online ordering site; the group order feature is especially innovative as everyone gets to enter their order directly rather than having one person collect orders and do the data entry. Try it. I also like MacObserver.com, and especially their MacGeekGab podcast; Dave, John and Pete put on a great show. Try it.

My (First?) Drobo Ordeal

May 18, 2009

Drobo_Left_Angle_Low

Hard drives are cheap but unreliable. Drobo is comparatively expensive and claims to be more reliable. So naturally I’m extremely disappointed that my Drobo spontaneously vanished from my desktop after just one month of ownership, and no amount of rebooting and restarting would mount it. I am further disappointed that tech support took nearly a week to respond to the trouble ticket I submitted online and that all the information I had painstakingly typed into the trouble ticket form had been lost, requiring me to reiterate all the information again via email.

The ensuing week of email exchanges was irritatingly slow; it seems to me the entire ordeal could have been done in minutes on the phone. I provided all four of the diagnostic files I had saved since discovering the problem, but was told the “file” (singular) was incomplete. I then sent 5 more diagnostic files collected using different machines and ports and was eventually told they indicated there was nothing wrong with the Drobo or my computers. The next two pieces of advice were things I had already tried (Disk Utility and TechTool) and the third was to try DiskWarrior, a $100 piece of software I didn’t own.

My will broken, I bought DiskWarrior online and in 10 minutes or so my Drobo was repaired and mounted just fine.

So, the issue is, for now, resolved, but the resolution is extremely disconcerting. First of all, I had to spend $100 to fix a problem with a brand new device whose price tag is justified by its being “reliable.” I got in touch with a helpful Drobo employee via Twitter who informed me that sudden power losses can cause the kind of disk corruption, but, call me lucky, I’ve never had an ordinary hard drive less that say, 1.5 years old go bad like this, and I’m sure the majority of them have seen as many or more power outages than this Drobo has. There are at least 5 other hard drives in my house that have been in use the entire time I’ve had the Drobo and would have been subject to any power outages the Drobo experienced, and none of them are having any problems. (No, I’m not counting my laptop drive, which of course has a battery it can fall back on.) Suffice it to say I unimpressed if a device built for reliability is more sensitive to a power outage than a bargain bin external USB drive, and the 3 8-year old drives in my 2001 PowerMac.

Secondly, this feels more like triage than a resolution in that no diagnosis was offered, only an expensive treatment. As a tech-savvy consumer and software developer, I like to know a little more about what went wrong and be somewhat in-the-loop when it comes to the health of the device to which I’ve entrusted nearly 2 TB of data. The possibility of power outages causing the problem is something I found online in another customer’s review of the Drobo. Tech support emails merely barked orders at me (“get diagnostic files,” “connect to different ports,” “run disk repair,” etc.) and when I asked if the diagnostic files had shed any light on matters I just got a curt reply saying they showed no issues with the drives or the Drobo. In the end I have no reason to believe this won’t happen again, though if it does at least I can skip straight to running DiskWarrior and skip the 2 weeks of useless email.

My lasting impression of this experience is that Drobo tech support regarded me as a nuisance rather than a person, and that Drobo is ignoring the possibility that their product is putting my data at even more risk than it would face on ordinary disks. That said, I’m a patient and curious person, and I’m just lazy enough that I’m not going to migrate to another product just because of this incident. Indeed, I’m still quite taken with the Drobo’s unique features and, aside from this two week interruption, it is working as advertised.

Help Michael Get More Dropbox Storage

May 18, 2009

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I’m pretty crazy about Dropbox. It’s an online disk that syncs with multiple Macs, PCs or Linux machines with pretty much zero hassle, and it has some really slick additional features, like sharing folders with other users, restoring deleted or overwritten files, a beautiful and powerful web interface, and the ability to send friends download links for things in the public folder. Best of all, it’s free!

I hope that’s enough of a plug to get you interested so I’ll let you figure the rest out on your own. Just know that by signing up with this link you and I will both get an extra 250 MB of storage in our disks, for a total of 2.25 GB. Hey, don’t say I never gave you anything.


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